Calling all Anti-rapists!

Hear one. Hear all. Come forth with your solution to rape.

The best 500 solutions will get a cash prize of $1000 each evaluated at the lowest value of the rupee within the last calendar month*

The top 200 solutions will be given gold at half the market rate without exercising the impact of import duties, for 5 buying cycles without imposing a maximum weight limit **

The top 100 solutions will have free electricity and vegetable supplies for the next one year ***

The top 10 solutions will be given a grand prize of free petrol/diesel for 3 years from HPCL/IOCL bunks for 2 registered vehicles per solution****

Think. Speak out. Act. Make a difference. The next victim could be your friend/fiancée/sister or simply a person whom you neither know nor consider as a fellow human being.

*Values of the US dollar above 70 rupees will not be considered under this scheme
**Maximum weight per transaction is limited to 10kg. 5 buying cycles are to be completed within 1 calendar year or at 30kg, whichever occurs earlier.
***Limited time offer: Onions included! Hurry, offer lasts till imports continue from Pakistan!
**** Privately owned trucks and buses are currently not included in this scheme

Disclaimer –
We offer no guarantee that these solutions could be implemented by the government. We are merely interested in bettering the lives of our fellow citizens, atleast monetarily if not physically.

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