The Poopist Chronicles :)

You know how creativity is fed sometimes by sheer frustration. Here is one more example I present from my experience to substantiate the previous statement.

The list that follows is a compilation of all the negative energies, the formidable frustrations, the amiable curses, the rhetorical cusses of the three of us – Tanmay, Rohit and yours truly; that results in a surge of creativity towards our Testing lead ; within the walls of a cubicle.

The protagonist of this work is a character worth writing about –  a captain who can sink his own ship even on calm waters without the aid of an iceberg.

Adjourn the able. Admonish the capable. Usher in the imbecile .

To many, this might just seem to be a collection of adjectives. To us, it is the fuel that fed our satanic creativity. Here’s presenting The Poopist Chronicles.

1. Agent of Nihility
2. Messiah of Idiocy
3. Beacon of Exasperation
4. A cornucopia of fatigue
5. Prophet of Imbecility
6. Valedictorian of nincompoopery
7. Harbinger of great suffering and agony
8. The Fuhrer of Wreckage
9. The Jesus of Disturbia
10. The Virtuoso of Sluggishness
11. Diffident Dastard
12. The Dabbling Dorkmoron
13. Peabrained gargoyle
14. The Unblinkable Starrer
15. The Advocate of ignominy
16. Constipationer
17. The last king of Dyslexialand
18. The crusader of Timidity
19. Testing Dumbdroid
20. The Minion of Torpidity
21. The Obnoxious Obliviator
22. The Deity of Obtuseness
23. The Lingering Laggard
24. Gandalf the Gullible
25. The fugitive of Cuckoo’s Nest
26. Torchbearer of the Inexplicability
27. The champion of the Retardation
28. The Gamut of the Gibberish
29. Blabloid / Babbloid / Blahbloid / Blahbot
30. Professor MumbleBore
31. Mr Crappathetic of Pathosland
32. The propagator of pandemonium
33. The ominous obliterator of intelligence
34. The no sense noob
35. The rumbling rambler
36. Jack the Dripper
37. The epitome of fatuousness
38. The frontrunner of the Dystopia
39. The paradigm of frivolity
40. The headless harlequin
41. Verbal Anti-diarrhetic
42. The Living Limbo
43. The Jejune Comatose
44. The measly mannequin
45. The Blabbliophile’s Bible
46. The stuporous stupid
47. The Souvenir of Cataclysm
48. The Cranky Conglomerate
49. The Maestro of the Oblivion
50. The Abbot of the Abyss
51. The Crooked Crappabel
52. The Pope of Perjury
53. The lobotomised laxative
54. The eluding exacerbater
55. The rollicking retard
56. Dumbsel in Distress
57. The Demented Dumbtard
58. The Deranged solicitor
59. The Haphazard Colonel
60. The Dormant Dumbinator
61. Evangelical Guardian of the Void
62. Floptimus Drone
63. Captain Dubious
64. Babblebard of Bastardonia
65. The Dumbards Speech
66. The Devious Doofus
67. The Confucius of Disorder
68. The Incorrigible Diphtherian
69. The Erratic Heretic
70. The flabbergasted fanatic
71. The Messenger of Misadventure
72. The Dreary Demagog
73. The Duke of Drudgery
74. The Zenith of Ennui
75. The Ubermensch from The Crapton
76. The Silly Samaritan
77. The Grovelling Gremlin
78. The Gawking Go-downer
79. The Simpleton Simian
80. The Neanderthal Neophyte
81. The Petty Poltergeist
82. The Fallen Charlatan
83. The Ruminating Rasputin
84. The Insidious Imp
85. The Pharaoh of balderdash
86. The Caricature of Buffoonery
87. The Whimpering Whiner
88. Doodledude of Dunce-u-topia
89. The Nadir of Sanity
90. The titillator of tedium
91. The asphyxiator of fauna
92. The nonsensical nitwit
93. The Zeitgeist of misfortune
94. The Whipped Wiener
95. The Nimbus of Dumbness
96. The Stupefied Sapien
97. The Mortified Mongrel
98. The Petrified Pimp
99. The Amoral Albino
100. The Dispensable Dodo
101. The Poignant Plebeian
102. The Abominable Lull

PS: We are forever indebted to the protagonist for expanding our thinking, however little; and saving whatever is left of our grey matter. Kudos!